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The news called the winter storm historic. Texas hadn't seen anything like it in over thirty years. Power plants were forced offline, and millions of Texans were subject to rolling blackouts.
My wife and I were looking out our living room bay window, out at the snow-covered everything of the outside world.
“Do you know about the Waffle House Index?” I asked. My wife shook her head. “If you ever want to know how bad a storm is, see if your local Waffle House has shut down. If it has, you know things are bad.”
“Is that legit?”
“Governments keep an eye on it.”
“You're telling me that leaders determine states of emergency based on whether or not a Waffle House shuts down?”
“Do you think our Waffle House is open?” she asked.
“I haven't seen any Amazon deliveries the last few days,” she said.
“Damn,” I said. “This storm really is historic.”